He is Baaaaaa-ack

After another failure trying to be a Zen Master, Old Cassidy is back as Tenpa.  He’s back to Vajrayana now.

Let's explore some of Cassidy's Zen-isms and see how they would fit with a Vajrayana snake-er-um teacher.

From HannyaShingyo, Thursday, December 31:  “Huang-Po said no matter how fucked up, stop conceptual thought and you are Buddha.” 

What?  Damn!  You thought again and your "Buddha" just evaporated.  That won’t work. How bout this one?

On same day:  “I recklessly tried everything for myself without ‘teachers.’”

Well that explains your failure there, doesn’t it?  No teacher.  No way.  No shit.

So how about this one from @Jyakunen on Wednesday, September 29, “Passions lead to supreme bliss; delusions find perfect enlightenment; afflictions reveal Nirvana; sensory appearances are all it.”

That’s kinda the opposite of the truth, isn’t it?  Like rolling in shit and thinking you smell good.  If you believe that, I have some samsara cologne for you to try. 

So how many times will this snake shed his skin until he finds something he's qualified to do? And why of all things would a felon NEED to be SOME KIND of religious teacher?

Be a watchmaker so you can steal watches!

A dental assistant so you can steal gold caps!

A banker would have obvious benefits!

Why the hell do you have to pick on Buddhism?

Crawl back into your hole, you viper.  

Black Magic

In case anyone still had any doubts about Bill Cassidy’s evil intentions, a post today on his blog, Digital Tibetan Buddhist Altar, should remove them.  In it he describes how to kill someone or drive them insane using a black magic formula that involves datura, a poisonous weed that grows in deserts, also known as jimson weed or locoweed.  Datura is a very dangerous hallucinogen that is as likely to kill the user as it is to give him a head trip.  It has been used for centuries by Native American shaman as well as practitioners of tantric black magic to cast attack spells on enemies.  The fact that Cassidy chose this particular date – the day before the birthday of his alleged arch-enemy Jetsunma Ahkön Lhamo – makes it clearly a death threat against her, particularly when considered in combination with his astrological post of the previous day where he prophesied the threat of death on the 12^th (her birthday). 

You can reference the full article here: http://vajrayana.faithweb.com/Datura%20in%20Vajramahabhairava.pdf

What is of particular interest here is that the blog post goes on to describe how this particular spell makes use of owl and eagle feathers.  Several of his and his partner in crime’s sock puppets on Twitter have made reference to magical rituals using owl and eagle feathers to “permanently” settle the dispute (a dispute that exists solely in Cassidy’s delusions it should be said).  Vajragurl, the preferred sock puppet of “Jewel”, the ex-nun who renounced her vows to run off with Cassidy, the felon and con man, (it is also regularly used by Cassidy as well) has tweeted several posts about this over the last few months:

And Jyakunen, one of Cassidy’s many sock puppets, also made a similar post:

There can now be no doubt whatsoever of the identities of Jyakunen and Vajragurl (if there ever was one). 

This is a blatant threat against Ahkön Lhamo.  Apparently Cassidy feels safe because he assumes nobody believes in black magic anymore.  Another miscalculation by Bill.

Happy Birthday?

FULL EQUATIONS

October 12th is the birthday of Jetsunma Ahkön Lhamo, the first Western woman to be recognized as a tulku, or reincarnate saint, in the history of Tibetan Buddhism.  She is well loved and widely respected in the Buddhist world, and she has been responsible for hooking many sentient beings onto the path of Dharma in this lifetime.  That , of course, is something that Bill Cassidy (aka Tulku Tenpa, JigmeRinpoche, Dried Shit Zen, etc.) hates to even think about.  He simply cannot stand having someone, especially a woman, be what he so wants to be.  So to throw a little cold water on her birthday celebration he posts a death threat on his blog, Digital Tibetan Buddhist Altar.  Naturally it’s a cryptic death threat posing as an innocuous astrology report.  Bill doesn’t think most people are clever enough to add 1+1 and get 2.  It’s part of his arrogance thing, that’s he’s oh, so much cleverer than anybody else.  

Too bad that Bill can’t add up whole equations though.  He thinks he’s so very, very clever, but he can’t see even the simplest things.  For example, viciously slandering a pure Dharma teacher and attacking her in any way possible + seducing a nun to break her vows and live in sin with him + stealing from Buddhist organizations + posing as a whole string of alleged Buddhist teachers in order to lure naïve, unsuspecting practitioners into his vile schemes = what?  Not hard to figure out that equation, but it seems to be beyond Bill.  Maybe you should go back and take a beginning math course, Bill.  It’s never too late to start anew.

NOBODY

5'8- ain't it great
Oh! How those blue eyes can hate
He loves to mental-masturbate
Wonder what will be his fate

Has anybody seen this guy?

He no longer fits his pants
He's no longer seen to prance
Cannot retreat and can't advance
Just does this creepy Zen-do dance

Has anybody seen this guy!

Nope you haven't- never will
Till he's chowing prison swill
Dreaming of the days when Bill
Was the guy who made the kills

Has anybody seen this guy!

Whatever happened to the one
He's gotten all that money from?
You say she's bleaching in the sun?
Too bad she thought you was the one!

Has anybody seen this guy?

Ickybones-Sushi

I know a man with a backyard plan
He thinks to build a castle in sand
Like any 14yr old man would plan
If he had a yard filled with sand.

He scrapes and scrabbles all day long
At night he types his Bullshit song
He rants and raves about his plays
And digs the sand every day

He needs to be a guru, sure.
But never says what he stands for
He' never seen that other shore
And Lord Buddha he deplores.

Oh, dear friend, can you not see
You will not show true identity
You won't show accountability
You're full of culpability.

So where's this going?  How to be
A man of authenticity?
Too late for that dear, we see you
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Hateful

Dizzy chic
Mind aflame with hate
What makes you think you're so great?
All you ever do is hate.

Not a drop of goodness
In your dark heart.
Anything said makes you come apart!
Why are you always at war?
You are dark, dark at your core.

Caught in your mind's dark corridor
You became  "Vajra Warrior"!
A true Vajra Warrior doesn't
 sound like that.
Sally did it to attack!
And keep clean. Gotta be Queen!

But you aren't clean, heaven knows.
Takes pills to lay down.
Took more when she rose!
And takes some more wherever she goes!

Sally, Warrior, whoever you are
You are hideous! Not on par
Something ugly lives in you.
Something dreadful pushing through
You don't see it. But we do.
Made real bad choices,
It's all on you.

You're a phony. Mean and homely.
Mainly you've just gotta be right!
So you attack all who know your plight.
Anyone who knows you, right?
Sock puppets are ok with you,
Cause you just tell them what to do.

Time goes on, you get crazier.
Your mood swings become more amazinger!
Like a freak show! People stop and stare.
And see there is no person there.
Just a hateful thing, sick and awful.
Hell bound thing, wailing banshee
Sick and disgusting, nursie nancy.

Spiderwebs and Dissing the Prophet

Oh, what a tangled web we weave!  Yes, the spider gizmo looks great, especially for Buddhists who are trying really hard to uphold the equality of all life.  And, yes, it's nice that His Holiness the Dalai Lama buys tools and things from the internet source that the spider rescue thing comes from.

Not that there aren't more important things one could say about the Dalai Lama!

In fact, the November 17 post from blogger and convicted felon William Cassidy (who likes to call himself "Tulku Urgyen Tenpa"--as if!) continues and expands his trend of trivializing Buddhism.

Not content with that project, he has used a mere gossamer wisp of connection to segue into AK47's in Pakistan, Islamic insurgents, and . . . the Prophet.  (Peace be upon him!)  The story about the Prophet remaining undiscovered in his hideaway in a cave because of a spiderweb at the entrance . . . well, maybe it is told that way.  But it's a story we learned as a child (from Children's Digest, in fact) about Robert the Bruce of Scotland.  To each his own?

"To each his own" would be a charitable interpretation of the blog's parting shot at all people of faith:  "So you can give one of these to your Muslim friends.  For Christmas.  You'll excuse me, as now I have to go sing Kumbaya."  That belief thing?  Whether Buddhist, Muslim, or Christian--the blogger displays equal opportunity contempt.